An Oasis for the Tropically Minded and Latitudinally Challenged!
Welcome to Key NorthWest!
Ahoy There!
We are a fun loving crew with our home port in Key NorthWest, which is situated along the Pacific Ocean and the beaches, mountains, valleys, lakes and many rivers in and around Oregon and the Pacific Northwest.
About Us
Key NorthWest is located in the mythical province of Cascadia and includes Rosaria, the realm celebrated annually with many Rose Festival events in the Portland area. The restless natives here are constantly seeking a touch of the tropics in their daily lives. Local folklore is that this island (of sorts) broke away from those other Keys several millennia ago and drifted around until it came to rest somewhere between the Cascade Mountains and the Pacific Ocean, along the Columbia and Willamette Rivers and their many tributaries.
The legends are many and the stories just seem to get better as the years go by. We try to keep up the old traditions and make up new ones whenever the mood strikes. We believe that having fun and enjoying life remains an absolute necessity.
Come on in, the water's fine (even if the lifeguard looks a little shaky!). You'll get a warm welcome and we'll all have another reason to celebrate! Welcome Aboard, Matey!
Want more information or have a question? You can send us a message (in a bottle!) below. Cheers!